Saturday, 31 July 2010
Verdict: Apple and blackberry flan
Sadly, it looks better than it tastes. On the plus side though, that's more because it looks amazing, rather than it not tasting good. And it does taste good... but I don't think it's better than (or even quite as good as) a tarte tatin. The sweetness is absolutely perfect - and there's a lovely gradation from the sweet pastry through the medium apple to the sharp blackberries. There's a nice soft texture to the apples; the texture of the blackberries is not so nice (but exactly as you'd expect from blackberries). But the problem I have with this one is that there's something missing in terms of flavour - it's all perfectly pleasant, but it needs just that little bit more zing. Perhaps it needs some citrus - maybe some orange zest or a squeeze of lime; I'm not convinced that this is actually what it needs, but it's just a little boring in its current form. Perfectly pleasant, but unexciting. Oh dear, I think I've just baked the Hardys wine of the flan world...

Incidentally, if anyone's wondering why the first two photos in this post are so much better than the others from today, it's because those two are courtesy of Kenny!
'Tis the season for blackberrying
Blackberries are in season right now - so go to your nearest hedgerow and grab an armful! (Mind the thorns!). Here's what I did with mine.
Apple and Blackberry Flan
Ingredients
For the pastry
Ready for the oven! I had intended to make them both lattice tarts, but I hadn't left enough pastry to do the big one - so I made an apple and a blackberry instead (yes, that is supposed to be a blackberry!).
Finished! The pastry on each could probably have done with a little bit longer in the oven, but I was worried about the top of the filling burning. I think it's okay though. It came out of the oven bubbling and just generally looking gorgeous - I can't help but think that this would simply be fantastic served hot with a big dollop (that's a technical term, by the way) of good vanilla ice cream...
Apple and Blackberry Flan
Ingredients
For the pastry
- 290g Plain flour
- 165g Butter
- 95g Caster sugar
- Very cold water
- 50g Butter
- 75g Dark muscovado sugar
- 500g Diced Braeburn apples (3 good sized apples)
- 445g Blackberries
- 100g Honey
- 1 1/2 tsp Ground cinnamon
- Sift the flour into a bowl and rub the butter in until it resembles coarse breadcrumbs.
- Mix in the caster sugar.
- Add just enough water to bind into a dough.
- Roll out and line a flan ring and a sandwich tin, reserving some dough for decoration.
- Prick the base both all over with a fork.
- Refrigerate for 10 mins.
- Line and weigh down both cases with baking beans.
- Bake blind for 15-20 mins at 190C, remove the baking beans and bake for a further 5-10 mins. Allow to cool in the tin.
- In a saucepan, melt the butter, and mix in the sugar.
- Add the diced apples and cook over a moderate heat for 15 mins to soften.
- Add the blackberries, honey and cinnamon and stir well.
- Pour the mixture into the prepared cases.
- Roll out the reserved dough and decorate as desired.
- Bake at 190C for 25-30mins.
Tuesday, 6 July 2010
Verdict: Bacon and walnut cookies
Weird. But most definitely in a good way. I'm utterly perplexed - this shouldn't work, but it most definitely does. And not in a novelty way - they really stand up on their own merit. The bacon tastes exactly like you expect bacon to taste - salty and meaty. The cookies taste of bacon. But they're definitely sweet. And it just works.
I don't think the walnuts really added anything - I thought they'd provide an interesting distraction from the bacon, but they're just completely overpowered by it. And now, having tried them, I don't think that caramelising the bacon would work. But it really doesn't matter - these are pretty darned awesome in their own right.
The question is, where will it end? If bacon cookies works, how about bacon cupcakes? Or bacon cake? Bacon sorbet???!
I don't think the walnuts really added anything - I thought they'd provide an interesting distraction from the bacon, but they're just completely overpowered by it. And now, having tried them, I don't think that caramelising the bacon would work. But it really doesn't matter - these are pretty darned awesome in their own right.
The question is, where will it end? If bacon cookies works, how about bacon cupcakes? Or bacon cake? Bacon sorbet???!
Everything's better with bacon
Almost any food can be improved by the addition of bacon. For some foods, this is obvious; salads, burgers and chicken are clearly better with bacon. Some foods don't take much imagination to see that this might be true - for example, a good steak is perfectly good alone, but a nice slice of crispy, streaky bacon would add a lovely counterpoint to it. But the argument that all food is improved by bacon is generally derailed by desserts; certainly, I don't want any bacon with my Black Forest Gateau thank-you-very-much.
But I don't see why this should be true of cookies. Well, let's see, shall we?
Bacon and Walnut Cookies
Ingredients- 3 Rashers unsmoked bacon (25g cooked weight)
- 40g Butter
- 80g Caster sugar
- 1 Egg
- 1tbsp Honey
- 1tsp Vanilla extract
- 75g Self-raising flour
- 40g Walnuts
Method
- Rinse the bacon to remove excess salt.
- Trim off all the fat from the bacon and finely chop.
- Fry the bacon until crispy. Set aside to drain.
- Cream the butter and sugar together until fluffy.
- Beat in the egg, honey and vanilla extract.
- Finely chop the walnuts.
- Sift the flour into the mixture and fold in with the bacon and walnuts.
- Spoon onto greased baking trays and bake at ~190C/Gas Mark 5 for 10-12 minutes until golden.
- Remove to a wire rack to cool.
Here is the bacon after frying (end of step 3). It looks surprisingly like the artificial bacon bits you can buy.
I had (what I thought was) a genius idea just before I baked this, but I couldn't be bothered effect it - that of caramelising the bacon bits after frying. If this turns out well, maybe I'll give that a go next time around...
Saturday, 5 June 2010
Quickie brownies
I'm going away on a conference in about the week, so tomorrow's going to be my last OUCKC session for the year, so I thought I'd bake something and bring it along. This is essentially this brownie recipe that I did last year with less faff. And apparently some clubmembers are mildly (not deathly) allergic to nuts, so I'm doing half with nuts and half without.
Quickie Brownies
Ingredients
Just out of the oven.
I've never had this happen to me before... I'm getting the impression that I didn't grease the sides of the tin quite well enough! The other one released from the tin really rather easily. Oh well, it's not going to affect the taste at least.
*Yes, that is a standard unit of measurement when I'm baking.
**And so is that.
Quickie Brownies
Ingredients
- 110g Chocolate
- 110g Butter
- 110g Plain flour
- 1/2 tsp Baking powder
- 210g Caster sugar
- 2 Eggs, beaten
- A decent slug* Vanilla extract
- A few handfuls** Chocolate chips
- A handful Almonds
- A decent slug Almond extract
- Melt the chocolate and the butter in a double boiler.
- Remove from the heat and sift in the flour, sugar and baking powder.
- Once cool enough, beat in the eggs and vanilla extract.
- Stir in the chocolate chips and pour half of the mixture into a greased sandwich cake tin.
- Add the almonds and almond extract to the remainder and pour into a greased sandwich cake tin.
- Bake at 180C/Gas Mark 4 for ~25 mins.
- Allow to cool for 10 minutes before removing from the tin.


**And so is that.
Tuesday, 1 June 2010
Verdict: Pretzels (Take II)
Wow. I'm utterly impressed - these are exactly as I remember from Oktoberfest (except much smaller - maybe next time I'll just make one giant pretzel). Absolutely incredible! Next time I should go and get some Erdinger in...
Baked not grilled
The oven's fixed so time to give it another go! Minor changes to the recipe this time around, but they are only slight changes.
After boiling (end of step 6).
And the finished product! What a difference an oven makes. Oh my word though, they look good!

I should probably confess that the photos are very slightly disingenuous - the pretzels baked on a roasting tray stuck like crazy and I left the bottom layer on the tin. But the one baked on a non-stick tray posed no such problems. But man, don't those look good?!
Pretzels (Take II)
Ingredients
- 400g Strong flour
- 1 sachet Fast-acting yeast
- 1.5tsp Salt
- 150ml Water
- 100ml Milk
- Coarse salt
- ~3tsp Bicarbonate of soda
Method
- Mix the flour, yeast, salt, water and milk in a bowl and form a dough.
- Knead the dough for ~20 minutes and leave to rise until doubled in size, covered.
- Gently press the air out and knead the dough for ~10 minutes more.
- Divide into 4 equal portions. and leave for ~45mins to prove.
- Roll each portion out into a sausage shape, roughly 50cm long then shape into pretzel shapes.
- Bring a large pan of water to the boil. Boil the pretzels individually for about a minute, then remove to a paper towel to dry.
- Oil a baking sheet well.
- Make a solution of bicarbonate of soda in a mugful of water. Dip each pretzel in the solution, sprinkle with the coarse salt and place on a well-oiled baking sheet.
- Bake at 190C for 20-25 mins until dark golden brown.
- Remove to a wire rack to cool.
Friday, 21 May 2010
Verdict: Pretzels (Take I)
Disappointing. They're just bread. Very edible - actually quite nice - but they're not pretzels - it just tastes like bread. Good bread, but just bread. I think they suffered massively from not being baked. I'll give it another go at some point when I have a working oven and we'll see how it turns out!
A taste of Oktoberfest
I went to Oktoberfest last year. It was really quite awesome, so I thought it would be nice to recreate a little part of it in the form of pretzels. This is the recipe that I've used. Now all I need is a Maß of Hofbräu, a Bavarian brass band and a couple of pretty girls in Dirndln...
Pretzels (Take I)
Ingredients
- 400g Strong flour
- 1 sachet Fast-acting yeast
- 1.5tsp Salt
- 150ml Water
- 75ml Milk
- Coarse salt
- ~3tsp Bicarbonate of soda
Method
- Mix the flour, yeast, salt, water and milk in a bowl and form a dough.
- Knead the dough for ~20 minutes and leave to rise until doubled in size, covered.
- Gently press the air out and knead the dough for ~10 minutes more. Divide into 4 equal portions.
- Roll each portion out into a sausage shape, roughly 35cm long then shape into pretzel shapes.
- Leave for ~45mins to prove.
- Bring a large pan of water to the boil. Boil the pretzels individually for about a minute, then remove to a paper towel to dry.
- Oil a baking sheet well.
- Make a solution of bicarbonate of soda in a mugful of water. Dip each pretzel in the solution, sprinkle with the coarse salt and place on a well-oiled baking sheet.
- Bake at 190C for 20-25 mins until dark golden brown.
- Remove to a wire rack to cool.
There are enough photos of balls of dough up here already, so I didn't bother this time around. The first photo is from halfway through step 4 - our sausage shaped bits of dough.
And then the now (sort of) pretzel-shaped dough at the end of step 4. As you can see, I was experimenting a bit with variations on the shape. I'm not terribly happy with any of them actually - but we'll see how they look once they're baked!
But more importantly, I should have read the recipe a little more carefully. You're supposed to let it prove before shaping into pretzel shapes. Oops. Well, here's what happens if you don't (end of step 5). Ah well, you live and learn.
Ready for the oven (end of step 8).
Unfortunately, there was a much bigger problem: I discovered that my oven is broken. So after about half an hour of the oven not warming up, I eventually managed to (sort of) bake the pretzels by using the still-functioning grill to heat the oven up. As a result, they're as much grilled as they are baked. Here's the final result.
Sunday, 25 April 2010
Verdict: Tiger bread
Well, it's not exactly what I'd call tiger bread. The fact that the crust isn't speckled is testament to that fact. But, having said that, it is rather a good loaf. The crust is, I believe, the best crust I have ever had on a loaf of bread; an almost perfect example of that elusive balance between hard and crunchy, soft and chewy, flavoursome and not burnt. The body of the bread is a little dense, but in a good way - with that lovely texture and satisfying chewiness. It's a failure insofar as it's not really tiger bread, but it's very much a success in that it's a bloody good loaf!
Saturday, 24 April 2010
Tiger tiger tiger!
In most supermarkets that have an in-store bakery, you can buy a type of bread called tiger bread. It's, in my opinion, probably the best shop-bought, mass-produced bread available - as far as bread that's come from the Chorleywood Bread Process, it's a definite winner. So I thought it would be nice to try making it myself... the only problem is, that there's a lot of debate as to what actually goes into tiger bread. But, going with the (admittedly dangerous) assumption that the internet will get things right when averaged across sufficient users, I've taken what I view as prevailing view (as there is clearly no consensus) from this forum thread. The base bread is a standard plain white loaf and is baked in the normal way except for being brushed with the tiger paste before going into the oven.
After proving (end of step 6).The tiger paste.
The loaf ready for the oven (end of step 8).
Here's the finished loaf. The top didn't crackle - I wonder if I spread too thick a layer of the tiger paste on the top. Oh well. Bet it still tastes good though!
Tiger Bread
Ingredients
For the bread
- 500g Strong bread flour
- 300g Water
- 10g Salt
- 3/4 sachet Fast-acting dried yeast
- 10g Light olive oil
For the tiger paste
- 1/4 sachet Dried yeast
- 5tbsp Water
- 1 1/2 tsp Caster sugar
- 1 tsp Light olive oil
- 60g Rice flour
Method
- Mix all the bread ingredients into a rough dough.
- Tip out onto a large, clean work surface and knead until smooth and elastic.
- Shape into a round and return to the mixing bowl. Cover and leave to rise until itroughly doubles in size.
- Uncover and tip onto the lightly-floured work surface and squash all over using your fingertips to deflate the dough.
- Knead for 5 minutes, divide and shape as required - I baked it as a loaf (mainly because I wanted to use the loaf tin David bought me for my birthday).
- Cover and leave to prove for ~1hr-1hr30 until roughly doubled in size again.
- Mix all of the ingredients for the tiger paste in a bowl and cover. Leave in a warm place for 25 minutes.
- Spread the tiger paste over the loaf.
- Place into an oven preheated to the maximum temperature, with a roasting tray of boiling water in the bottom.
- After 10 minutes, turn the oven down to ~200C/Gas Mark 6 and continue to bake until done - about 40 minutes.
- Remove from the tin and allow to cool on a wire rack before slicing.
Thursday, 8 April 2010
Verdict: Chocolate and cherry brandy bundt cake
Oh. My. Word. This cake was absolutely amazing! I don't know if it's the best cake I've ever baked, but it's certainly a contender! As you can see, it came out of the tin mostly intact, after some serious coercion with a spatula. It lost all of its pretty fluting around the edge, but at least now I know for next time that the Bundt tin needs a lot more greasing and a lot more flour. Anyway, I think it's still fairly pretty personally, but then beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that. But much more importantly, it tasted absolutely wonderful. Beautifully moist, and surprisingly for me, not heavy. It was wonderfully chocolatey, perfectly balanced and the cherry & almond flavour came through really nicely. Genuinely, I can't think of any way in which this cake could be improved - the sweetness was perfect, the texture was brilliant and the flavours blended together fantastically. Apparently, the people at the Magnolia Bakery really know what they're doing!
Wednesday, 7 April 2010
Cherries ≅ Almonds?
It's Lindsey's birthday tomorrow, so I'm baking her a cake. One of my recent purchases was a Bundt/Kugelhopf cake tin, which I'd quite like to try out. So having looked through my baking books, there was a standout recipe - the Chocolate Amaretto Bundt Cake from the Magnolia Bakery book that my friend Teia sent me for my birthday. The only snag was, I don't have any Amaretto. But looking at my drinks collection, I do have a bottle of cherry brandy that I think will substitute nicely, so hopefully it'll work well!
This cake batter is amazing! At the end of step 3, before the almond and vanilla extracts went in, it smelt like Ovaltine. Absolutely wonderful. But having never baked a cake like this before, I have no idea how much it'll rise... I've got a nasty feeling that this might overflow!
Yup! It overflowed. Not horrendously though. I'm just really hoping it's cooked all the way through now. And that it'll come out of the tin...
But no! Disaster! The cake was absolutely stuck fast. In desperation, I tried taking a turboflame lighter to the outside of the tin trying to heat it up in the hope that the expansion might help free the cake. And when that failed, I googled for ideas, trying one that suggested doing similar but using a tea towel in the kitchen sink soaked in boiling water to heat the tin up. On the plus side, I did find out that the cake is indeed cooked through. It's also rather moist and tastes excellent too, so a big thumbs up for the recipe. It's just a shame it didn't come out of the tin. And it would have been so pretty too. Oh well, I'll let the cake cool in the tin and then we can just hack it apart when we serve it tomorrow!
You saw that coming though, right? I was definitely half-expecting it...
Chocolate and Cherry Brandy Bundt Cake
Ingredients
- 230g Butter
- 240g Caster sugar*
- 150g Soft brown sugar*
- 4 Eggs
- 170g Dark chocolate
- 235ml Milk
- 3tsp Almond extract
- 1tsp Vanilla extract
- 220g Plain flour
- 1tsp Bicarbonate of soda
- 4tbsp Cherry brandy
Method
- Cream the butter and sugars together until fluffy.
- Beat in the eggs, one at a time.
- Melt the chocolate and mix in.
- Stir in the milk, almond extract and vanilla extract.
- Gradually sift in the flour and baking powder, beating the mixture smooth after each addition.
- Stir in the cherry brandy.
- Pour into a greased and floured Bundt cake tin and bake at 180C/Gas Mark 4 for ~45-50 minutes. Test with a skewer.
- Allow to cool in the tin for ~20 minutes before turning out onto a wire rack.
This cake batter is amazing! At the end of step 3, before the almond and vanilla extracts went in, it smelt like Ovaltine. Absolutely wonderful. But having never baked a cake like this before, I have no idea how much it'll rise... I've got a nasty feeling that this might overflow!

Sunday, 4 April 2010
Verdict: Plain, boring fudge
Surprisingly, it's actually rather good! Surprising, for those who don't know, because I don't actually like fudge. It's definitely recognisably fudge - quite a solid, almost crunchy fudge, but definitely a fudge. It's ludicrously rich and still nauseatingly sweet like most fudges too, but unlike most fudges, I can eat more than one piece before feeling queasy - which is really quite a high standard for me with fudges. I'll bring it into the lab next week and get some more opinions...
[Edit]It won quite a few compliments at the lab too. Maybe it really is pretty decent fudge after all...[/Edit]
The Fudge Factor
I bought a 397g tin of condensed milk (anyone know why it's sold in such a random quantity?) for the pineapple buns, but had no idea what to do with the remaining 300g of it. So naturally, I asked people on Facebook and the best suggestion I got back was to make fudge. Here goes...
Plain, Boring Fudge
Ingredients
- 300g Condensed milk
- 4tbsp Water
- 300g Sugar
- 45g Butter
- 1tsp Vanilla extract
Method
- Place all the ingredients in a pan and heat gently, stirring constantly to a temperature of 116C.
- Remove from the heat and beat until the fudge thickens (about 10 minutes).
- Pour into a greased tin and allow to cool.
Friday, 2 April 2010
Verdict: Pineapple buns
Well, the verdict is definitely positive. It's not quite as I remember the ones that you can buy in Chinatown, but there's a distinct resemblance. The inside is very much like a slightly sweet bread - actually, as bread I would have been very pleased with it; it's delightfully chewy and has a lovely texture. As pineapple buns go though, I think it's a little too chewy. The coating is crunchy, which is also very pleasant, but not as the bought ones are. I think the coating is also a little too sweet and a little too rich - perhaps halving the amount of condensed milk or even just getting rid of it entirely would be the way to go. But overall, I'm pretty pleased with these - they rose beautifully and (as I hope you agree) they look absolutely gorgeous!
[Edit]My flatmate Kenny (who is from Hong Kong) says that the coating is actually pretty authentic. So that's quite a good bit of praise![/Edit]
Pineapple surprise
It's been a while since I last baked anything, I know. Real (i.e. non-baking) life has been a little bit hectic this past term and I've been busy, mostly with teaching. But it's the Easter weekend and I've got some free time, so I'm going to bake! Now, this is pineapple surprise in the classic joke sense - there's no pineapple involved anywhere in the recipe. Eh? Have I lost my mind? Very possibly, but as it happens, this is a sweet Chinese bread that's called pineapple bread because the appearance of the baked bun is reminiscent of the outside of a pineapple. More importantly though, I quite like it and I've got hold of a recipe. So enough waffle (ooh, that's an idea - I should try making waffles at some point), on to the baking!
Pineapple Buns
Ingredients
For the bread

The buns with the topping applied (end of step 7). The topping is rather a lot more solid than I had initially expected.
Pineapple Buns
Ingredients
For the bread
- 380g Strong bread flour
- 1 Whole egg
- 1 Egg white
- 1 sachet Fast-action powdered yeast
- 90g Caster sugar
- 3tbsp Milk
- 100ml Warm water
- 40ml/35g Light olive oil
- 100g Plain flour
- 60g Caster sugar
- 60g Butter
- 1tsp Bicarbonate of soda
- 2 tbsp Condensed milk
- 1 Egg yolk
- Few drops vanilla extract
- 1 Whole egg
- Sift the strong flour into a large mixing bowl.
- Lightly beat the egg and egg white and add with the remaining bread ingredients into the bowl.
- Combine the ingredients and knead until shiny and smooth.
- Return to the bowl, cover and leave to rise until the dough has (roughly) doubled in size.
- Knead for a further 10 minutes, divide into small bun-sized portions, shape and leave to prove for an hour on a lined baking tray.
- Melt the butter and mix along with the rest of the ingredients for the topping except the whole egg.
- Spread the topping over each bun.
- Beat the egg and brush over the buns.
- Bake at 190C for ~15 minutes until the top is light golden.
Incidentally, for anyone else who observes the Nestlé boycott, you might like to know that Carnation, the most famous brand of condensed milk in the UK, is owned by Nestlé. Luckily though, there are alternatives!
Here's the dough after kneading (end of step 3). The dough seemed much less smooth than a normal bread dough, and I struggled to develop the gluten - the dough was still slightly sticky at this point (when I gave up). I don't know if that's due to the recipe or the flour that I used though.Here are the shaped buns ready for proving (partway through step 5). I know they're a bit close together, but I figure all that will happen is they might stick together a bit in the oven.

After 10 minutes in the oven - they look perfect! Unfortunately, I cut one open and, unsurprisingly, it wasn't even remotely cooked, so back in the oven they go...
Tuesday, 16 February 2010
Verdict: Devil's blood cake
Well, as experiments go, it was definitely an interesting one. The cake itself was certainly not bad, but not quite the roaring success that I'd hoped it would be. It was really lovely and light and the flavour of the wine did come through as I'd hoped it would. That said, the taste of wine was the tiniest, merest hint in the backdrop - if you didn't know there was most of a bottle of wine in it, you probably wouldn't have been able to say what the source of the flavour was. I think I used too much treacle - it overwhelmed the wine quite badly. Nonetheless, the cake has quite a distinctive flavour to it - unlike any other cake I've ever baked, that's for certain. Quite pleasant, but also slightly strange. The icing was too sweet for me by far - I'd forgotten that I don't actually like icing. But it would have made it look very pretty if I'd bothered spreading it properly! I'd say the cake overall was a qualified success!
Sunday, 14 February 2010
Devil's blood cake
Last time around, I'd been cooking with some red wine (and drinking some too) while I was baking with treacle, and it occurred to me that the flavours went together pretty darned well. So naturally, I decided to bake a cake around it. Why the name? Well, I think most of my cakes have had too boring names (though I guess most of them are boring cakes, so that suits), and I think the reduced wine is what I'd expect a devil's blood to be like - dark and syrupy. Anyway, the cake...
Devil's Blood Cake
Ingredients
For the cake
It looks a bit like mud before going into the oven...
But reassuringly, it looks like a cake coming out of it!
I couldn't be bothered to ice it properly, so it just got slopped on the top!
Devil's Blood Cake
Ingredients
For the cake
- 500ml Red wine
- 1 Star anise
- 4 Cloves
- 4 Juniper berries
- 275g Black treacle
- 150g Butter
- 60g Icing sugar
- 1tsp Vanilla extract
- 3 Eggs
- 230g Self-raising flour
- 3tsp Bicarbonate of soda
- 1tsp Cream of tartar
- 2tbsp Cocoa powder
- 115g Butter
- 60ml Milk
- 480g Icing sugar
- 1tsp Vanilla extract
- Heat the red wine with the star anise, cloves and juniper berries and reduce down to ~75ml.
- Strain the wine (discarding the bits) and add the treacle, butter for the cake, icing sugar and vanilla extract for the cake. Stir while heating gently to melt the ingredients together.
- Allow to cool a little and beat in the eggs, one at a time.
- Sift the dry ingredients in and fold in gently.
- Pour into a lined cake tin and bake at 180C for ~30 mins.
- Allow to cool on a wire rack.
- Cream the butter, 260g of the icing sugar, vanilla extract for the icing and the milk together in a bowl until mostly smooth. (This is probably better done in a food mixer or with a hand-held beater if you have one - I don't).
- Cream in the rest of the sugar a bit at a time until smooth.
- Ice the cooled cake.
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